Strange Connections

Date: 2011-05-30, 1:59AM EDT

You had curly blonde hair and were wearing a wife beater and black shorts. you are so cute.

Date: 2011-05-25, 3:45PM EDT

You were at Sunday brunch with a friend, sat at the front booth. I spent a good bit of time trying to figure out just what was tattooed all up and down your arm. At first I thought they were stars but, too oddly shaped for that? Have the answers? Let me know. You were wearing glasses too.

Date: 2011-05-11, 1:25PM EDT

Lost a shiny, green wallet at Strange Matter last night.

If you’ve seen it or found it, please let me know.

Date: 2011-05-08, 1:17PM EDT

You have my most beloved jacket, a black size 4 cropped moto-style jacket from H&M. I left it on the back of a barstool near where I was dancing thinking it would be fine and now it’s gone. If you have it I would very much like it back, as I’ve had that jacket for 5 years and its my favorite.

If you or you know who has it, please email me ASAP because I am very cold and lonely without it. Thaaaaanks.

Date: 2011-05-06, 1:44PM EDT

You kept catching my eye last night at the Young Widows show. Blonde hair, flannel looking shirt….really cute. Let me take you out.

Date: 2011-05-04, 12:56AM EDT

There w friends for half off lentil burgers (delicious) You guys have the best beards and dance moves in town. You look like a blast. Keep it up!!

Date: 2011-05-02, 11:48PM EDT

You were wearing a red hat sunday night. I was to scared to ask you for your name let alone your number. Maybe another time

Date: 2011-05-02, 10:02PM EDT

you were my server. you’re super cute. i put a smiley on the check. thanks for brightening my day!

Date: 2011-05-02, 2:50AM EDT

I TOLD U that U were pushing your luck and YOU DIDNT LISTEN!
I ALSO TOLD U EXS HAVE A WAY OF floating back to me years later…
I WAS WAITING
for THIS ONE.
You had me…..let me go…………
U DIDNT WANT IT BAD ENOUGH……..
Now its over.
YOU ARE WHERE U BELONG, WITH HER,
ITS NOT me….lie in your bed and
stop being a girly fucking whiner!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-04-30, 4:17AM EDT

I know the answer to this one!!!!!!!!
A MISLED CONNECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!